My mom: Do you want to go see 127 Hours with us?
Me: I don't know. What's that?
My mom: ...I forget.
Me: ...
My mom: Something about a guy... James Franco is in it.
Me: Sure.
[40 minutes later, as we're leaving for the movie]
My mom: So, did you read the summary?
Me: No. I don't really like knowing anything about movies before I see them.
My mom: ( Read more... )

My mom: That was the saddest episode they've had!
Me: What?
My mom: When those punks broke his record, I was so sad for him!
Me: Are you kidding? Vince ate it. That was hilarious.
My mom: But it was so sad! They've never had a sad episode before.
Me: Howard died before.
My mom: What! When?
Me: Uh, he went to monkey hell?
My mom: Yeah, but that was ( Read more... )

A few things for this morning:

1. I'm doing a friends cut soon. While every day is amnesty day with me, feel free to make the first move if that's what you need to do!

2. I have had some fucking insane pains on the right side of my body since last night, and it's kiiind of starting to scare me. I've always had a high tolerance for pain, but this ( Read more... )

Me, while watching "Croatoan" with my mom and trying to rile her up: Mom, they're shooting at the car...
My mom: [obviously upset] I knooooooow. I was just going to say something! I'm worried about it getting dents.

Also, Dexter. I cannot begin to talk about you coherently, couldn't even if I HADN'T gotten up at 4 this morning, but man. You really ( Read more... )

But, like: Taylor Swift is “Twilight.”

MARRY ME, TIGER BEATDOWN.

Unrelatedly, I'm really, really glad my mom has been watching Supernatural with me all year, because I think it's keeping me relatively sane. I have nothing to say about tonight's episode except I think that's the least I've hated the show all year, maybe? I don't know ( Read more... )

...goddamn, Supernatural. Who knew you could get so bad even my MOM could start seeing past her vocal dislike for Dean Winchester and start feeling bad for him?

Also, fuck you.

So, just about every Friday (or Thursday, last year), my mom sits down with me and watches Supernatural, and every week she makes me pause 3393 times to explain past events to her. Every week, I say, "You know, this would be easier if you just STARTED FROM THE BEGINNING WITH ME," and she says she will do that, and then she doesn't ( Read more... )

Today has been a pretty good day! My mom took me shopping this afternoon and even though H&M decided to fail me for the first time ever, I managed to find two pairs of shoes for about $50 at Charlotte Russe. At this point, it's almost like I didn't lose all my shoes to Brooklyn. Joyyyy. My mom and I argued a little because I cannot make a decision ( Read more... )

Fuck yes, Supernatural. Fuck. YES.

( right, like I'm going to choose today to be coherent? )

My mom: I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS EPISODE, THERE ARE MONSTERS.
Me: There are monsters every week!

( supernaturallll. there is nothing intelligent here, SORRY. )